Roma Maffia: It's real. When my mother was pregnant with me, she didn't know what she wanted to name me, so she looked at a map and she thought, where would I like to be? Rome. Hence Roma.
UD: And the last name?
RM: Not long after, she met my stepfather; Joseph W. Maffia. Hence, Maffia.
UD: You couldn't have made that up.
RM: No, like I sez, it's real.
UD: Tell the people about your initial experience with the highways and bi-ways of beautiful Los Angeles.
RM: I know how to drive. but I didn't know how to merge... So I rode the bus.
UD: Everywhere?
RM: Yes, everywhere!
UD: What, you thought you were in New York?
RM: It was the only way I knew to get around. I could only grub so many rides from so many people, so many times.
UD: I was happy to take you anywhere.
RM: Yeah-yeah-yeah...
UD: Tell about that time you were at the bus stop -
RM: And Ron Howard picked me up?
UD: Uh-huh.
RM: That was the event.
UD: Yeah, but the thing about it is, what are the chances of you sitting at a bus stop in North Hollywood in the early morning, and having Ron Howard - who directed you in The Paper - suddenly appear and offer you a lift?
RM: Actually I was standing at the bus stop -
UD: Oh, that explains everything.
RM: and the chances are next to none.
UD: How was working with Ron Howard?
RM: Terrific. It was unbelievable, it was great, it was, um...
UD: I love your specificity here.
RM: You're turning on me,
UD: No, but what are the details? It was your first major Hollywood movie, wasn't it?
RM: Well, I had worked on Married to the Mob, so -
UD: But that was a much smaller part. This was the real thing. And as our friend Nan put it, you really popped right off the screen in this one.
RM: I know it sounds corny, but it was a present.
UD: You mean like a gift?
RM: Yes.
UD: Okay, but by the time you landed your really big role, it wasn't just luck - all modesty aside - it was about talent. How did Disclosure happen?
RM: Don Lee, the 2nd A.D. on The Paper gave my name to Ellen Chenowith, and she auditioned me.
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